Friday, December 19, 2025

Cripples At Christmas 2025

 Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and a Joyous New Year to all! Cripples at Christmas by Kathleen is back for 2025! Enjoy!


The image description is below each drawing.


A Barbie with a blue wheelchair and a Barbie with a pink wheelchair sit in boxes by the Christmas tree. Speech bubbles say “OMG! We totally went to crip camp together!” and “Wait, we totally had the same PT too.”

1.    On the First Day of Christmas…

 


 It Turns Out the Two Wheelchair Barbies Unwrapped by the Same Kid Knew Each Other After All…

 

ID: A Barbie with a blue wheelchair and a Barbie with a pink wheelchair sit in boxes by the Christmas tree. Speech bubbles say “OMG! We totally went to crip camp together!” and “Wait, we totally had the same PT too.”



A red-nosed reindeer with askew eyes who is surrounded by “Ow!” speech bubbles replies, “Oh, for fuck’s sake” in response to an out of view person saying, “But have you tried yoga?”




2.  On the Second Day of Christmas…

 

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pain Deer Had a Much Different Following Than His Famous Counterpart…

 

ID: A red-nosed reindeer with askew eyes who is surrounded by “Ow!” speech bubbles replies, “Oh, for fuck’s sake” in response to an out of view person saying, “But have you tried yoga?”



Santa stands near a wheelchair user asking for two new front wheels. He says, “Sorry, kid!” “They are 6 Months Backordered.” And “You Should Have Stuck With The Front Teeth…”


 

 3. On the Third Day of Christmas…


All She Wants for Christmas Is Her Two Front Wheels. It’s Not That Simple…


ID: Santa stands near a wheelchair user asking for two new front wheels. He says, “Sorry, kid!” “They are 6 Months Backordered.” And “You Should Have Stuck With The Front Teeth…”



Day Four 2025


4.    On the Fourth Day of Christmas…

 

The Realistic Muscle Atrophy Button on the “All Grown Up CP Doll” Under the Tree Made Johnny’s Mom Uncomfortable…

 

ID: Wrapped gifts sit beside a boxed doll in a wheelchair beneath a Christmas tree. The box reads, “Watch me wither in real time!”




Four birds in Santa hats are saying, “This hold music is diabolical!”

5.   On the Fifth Day of Christmas…

 

The Four Calling Birds Were in Fact Calling Social Security For 6+ Hours

 

 

ID: Four birds in Santa hats are saying, “This hold music is diabolical!” 




A group of stick figures, both ambulatory and wheelchair users, are singing, “Do You Fear What I Fear?” to the tune of “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

6.   On the Sixth Day of Christmas…

 

The Disability-Affirming Anxiety Chorus Had a Smash Hit At Christmas


ID: A group of stick figures, both ambulatory and wheelchair users, are singing, “Do You Fear What I Fear?” to the tune of “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

 




A trio of disabled musicians, two in wheelchairs and one with forearm crutches, hold a microphone and a drum onstage beneath candy cane style letters that read “North Polio.”



7.  On the Seventh Day of Christmas…

 

The Aging Disabled Rock Band Was a Hit at Santa’s Christmas Concert


ID: A trio of disabled musicians, two in wheelchairs and one with forearm crutches, hold a microphone and a drum onstage beneath candy cane style letters that read “North Polio.”

 


A stick figure beside Mr. Potato Head says, “But you’re so smiley!” Mr. Potato Head, wearing a huge, literally plastic smile, replies, “Yeah, because the smile is literally stuck on my face.”


 8.  On the Eighth Day of Christmas…

 

None of the Other North Pole Toys Understood How Mr. Potato Head Could Possibly Have Chronic Pain

 

ID: A stick figure beside Mr. Potato Head says, “But you’re so smiley!” Mr. Potato Head, wearing a huge, literally plastic smile, replies, “Yeah, because the smile is literally stuck on my face.”

 


A wheelchair user tells Santa, “All I Want for Christmas Is a Reliable Home Health Aide.” A flummoxed Santa replies, “Listen, kid. Even I have limits…”

9.  On the Ninth Day of Christmas…

 

For the First Time Ever, Santa Felt that He Couldn’t Grant Any Wish…

 

ID: A wheelchair user tells Santa, “All I Want for Christmas Is a Reliable Home Health Aide.” A flummoxed Santa replies, “Listen, kid. Even I have limits…”



A brown labubu style doll says, “Yes, it is lapoopoo. Go ahead and laugh at the guy with inflammatory bowel disease. Labubu is my asshole cousin.”


10.    On the Tenth Day of Christmas…

 

It Wasn’t Easy Being the Chronically Ill Relative of Christmas’s Hottest Toy…

 

ID: A brown labubu style doll says, “Yes, it is lapoopoo. Go ahead and laugh at the guy with inflammatory bowel disease. Labubu is my asshole cousin.”

 


ID: A wheelchair user sits at the foot of a Christmas tree with the star on the floor. He says, “Not the fucking reacher again…I’ll leave the star on the floor.”

11.     On the Eleventh Day of Christmas…

 

If One More OT (Occupational Therapist) Suggested a Reacher to Hang a Shining Star Upon the Highest Bough…



 ID: A wheelchair user sits at the foot of a Christmas tree with the star on the floor. He says, “Not the fucking reacher again…I’ll leave the star on the floor.” 


Two wheelchair users sit at a bus stop illuminated by a streetlight and a Christmas tree. Overhead, “From now on our troubles will be miles away…” drifts from a shop radio


12.    On the Twelfth Day of Christmas…

 

The Only Thing Miles Away This Christmas Was Paratransit…

 

ID: Two wheelchair users sit at a bus stop illuminated by a streetlight and a Christmas tree. Overhead, “From now on our troubles will be miles away…” drifts from a shop radio


 

 

 

Sunday, April 13, 2025

In Short Film “Emergency Plan,” Writer, Director, and Producer Anna Pakman Confronts One of Disabled People’s Most Formidable and Most Overlooked Foes—Disaster Plans That Erase Them

 

By Kathleen Downes

When asked to name of a villain, most people probably think of a monster under the bed, a vampire, or a wicked witch tending to a bubbling cauldron. But for folks with disabilities, the villain is often much more realistic, lurking not in a comic book or a fairytale, but in moments of systemic discrimination that render them second-class citizens nearly 35 years after the passage of the Americans with Disabilities Act. 

 

It is this kind of more lifelike, and more sinister villain that writer, producer, and director Anna Pakman hopes to highlight in her latest short film, “Emergency Plan.” 

 

Created as part of the 2025 Easterseals Disability Film Challenge (EDFC), “Emergency Plan” is the harrowing tale of disabled couple Jasmine (Margo Gignac, American Crime, The Rookie ) and Eddie (James Ian, Mariah Carey's Christmas Sketchtacular, The Allnighter), two wheelchair users left trapped alongside their young son Riley (Charlie Steinman, Merrily We Roll Along) in a Manhattan high-rise building following a devastating earthquake that has rocked the East Coast. With stern warnings to evacuate before the onset of deadly aftershocks broadcasted every few minutes on their small tabletop radio, and pleas for help unanswered, Jasmine and Eddie know time is running out. 

 

In a nightmare scenario that feels too familiar to any disabled person treated like an afterthought in an emergency drill, the terrified parents come to the grim conclusion that their best chance to save 7-year-old Riley is to send him out on the city streets alone, knowing that they may perish before they can join him.

 

When presented with the 2025 Challenge theme “thriller and suspense,” Pakman admits she initially felt a bit out of her depth. With her past entries focused on comedy, she calls tackling such a decidedly un-funny topic “definitely intimidating” but ultimately aspires to use the opportunity to start a dialogue about disability and disaster planning, adding that disabled people are 2-4x more likely to face injury or death in mass disasters,and less likely to return home afterwards should they survive. 

 

These sobering statistics are personal to Pakman, who was born with cerebral palsy, and who, like countless others in the disability community, recalls instances throughout her life when it felt like she would be abandoned in the event of an emergency. She notes that growing up she can remember fire drills “where no one seemed to have a clear plan for how I would safely get out.” When plans do exist, she continues, they are frequently forgotten and lack necessary updates as time passes. 

 

Pakman own unsettling example is a former workplace which listed two colleagues as available to assist her in an emergency…more than a year after those colleagues had left the company. 

 

Sadly, the baffling experience is more a norm than an anomaly.

 

When people with disabilities yet again faced disproportionate casualty rates in a natural disaster during January’s deadly Los Angeles wildfires, the passionate filmmaker decided a call for inclusive disaster planning felt more relevant—and more urgent—than ever. 

 

The fires, coupled with the dismissal of disabled people’s lives amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, inform both her emotionally charged script and the post-film conversations that she hopes will continue long and far beyond the Film Challenge.

 

When asked about other experiences that drove her to make “Emergency Plan,” she remembers hearing “an actual CDC [Centers for Disease Control and Prevention] director say with her full chest that COVID was no longer an issue because only vulnerable people were getting very sick or dying, but guess what, that’s disabled people.” 

 

That flippant attitude and those like it cost lives, says Pakman, and challenging the public “to think and act differently” begins with leaders and government officials modeling genuine concern for disabled citizens’ wellbeing. “Policymakers,” Pakman emphasizes, “need to include disabled voices at the table—not after plans are drafted, but at the very beginning” if catastrophes like the one featured in the film are to be avoided. 

 

While Pakman is adamant that the “onus should never be on disabled people to fix systemic inequities,” she encourages them to think seriously about their own emergency plans before a crisis strikes, using resources like those offered by the The Partnership for Inclusive Strategies

 

As in past years of EDFC participation, she is proud to showcase the talents of disabled creatives both in front of and behind the camera. Even the film’s radio broadcaster, who is never seen onscreen, is voiced by a disabled woman, 2019 Tony Award winner Ali Stroker (Oklahoma!), whom Pakman calls a “dear friend” and past collaborator on “The Glee Project.” 

 

Hiring disabled performers for disabled roles, she believes, brings “nuance that no one else can fake,” while also promoting “authenticity, opportunity, and respect.” 

 

Acknowledging the “financial considerations that producers have when casting a big star,” Pakman adds that authentically cast disabled roles can be paired “with a costar with marquis power,” a strategy that serves to “grow the résumé of the disabled actor” while also granting them some of the same name recognition already afforded to well-known non-disabled stars. 

 

Calling recent years something of a “golden age” for disability representation in media, she cites the historic example of Marissa Bode (“Adult Nessarose”) and Cesily Colette Taylor (“Young Nessarose”) serving as the first authentic portrayal of protagonist Elphaba’s wheelchair using sister in the Oscar- nominated movie adaptation of Wicked. 

 

Pakman is similarly delighted by the 2025 casting of wheelchair user Jenna Bainbridge in the stage version of the same role, given that a disabled actor has never before been hired for the part despite a Broadway run spanning more than two decades.

 

She hopes these leaps forward for disabled talent onscreen, onstage, and behind the scenes are just the beginning of a seismic shift in the narrative surrounding disability in the arts. 

 

As for the next frontier? 

 

“Mainstreaming us—everywhere,” Pakman enthuses. “Disabled characters in rom-coms, action flicks, political dramas—not just ‘issue’ stories. And importantly, hiring disabled people not just as actors, but as writers, directors, editors, showrunners, and network/studio executives.”

 

 

“Emergency Plan” is out now, available for streaming on YouTube and Facebook, along with the more than 100 other entries designed to advance the Film Challenge’s mission: to tell unique stories that showcase disability in its many forms.

 

Learn more about disability-inclusive disaster planning and the message behind “Emergency Plan” at http://www.emergencyplanfilm.com.


A silver radio and the words "Emergency Plan" in red and white


Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Cripples At Christmas Cartoons 2024



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The Adapted Hot Wheels Collection Blew Santa’s Toy Budget…   ID: A stick figure Santa stands beside a cartoon accessible van. Santa’s speech bubble says “$70,000 for one?! I’ll be eating Ramen all year!”


1.   The Adapted Hot Wheels Collection Blew Santa’s Toy Budget…

 

ID: A stick figure Santa stands beside a cartoon accessible van. Santa’s speech bubble says “$70,000 for one?! I’ll be eating Ramen all year!”

2.	The Wheelie Elves Were Forced to Drink Cold Cocoa Because SNAP (Food Stamps) Doesn’t Cover Hot Items…  ID: Two stick figure wheelchair users with elf hats toasting cups with straws. One figure has a speech bubble says “Cheers! One day this cold cocoa will be $7.50 at a hipster café.

2.   The Wheelie Elves Were Forced to Drink Cold Cocoa Because SNAP (Food Stamps) Doesn’t Cover Hot Items…

 

ID: Two stick figure wheelchair users with elf hats toasting cups with straws. One figure has a speech bubble says “Cheers! One day this cold cocoa will be $7.50 at a hipster café. 

 

The Wheelchair Barbie’s SSI (Supplemental Security Income) Amount Was Cut Because She Doesn’t Pay Rent…   ID: There are two wheelchair user stick figures. One says, “No shit we don’t pay rent. The dream house came free in our box!” Santa replies, “Don’t look at me. All the Barbies are packaged with a house.”

3.   The Wheelchair Barbie’s SSI (Supplemental Security Income) Amount Was Cut Because She Doesn’t Pay Rent…

 

ID: There are two wheelchair user stick figures. One says, “No shit we don’t pay rent. The dream house came free in our box!” Santa replies, “Don’t look at me. All the Barbies are packaged with a house.”

 



To Honor the Queen of Christmas, the Disabled Elves Named Their New SureHands Lift “Mariah Carry”   ID: Two wheelchair users wearing elf hats are seated below a hoist lift on an overhead track. A third is in the hoist lift above them. One of the elves says, “Get it? Because it carries us!”

4.   To Honor the Queen of Christmas, the Disabled Elves Named Their New SureHands Lift “Mariah Carry”

 

ID: Two wheelchair users wearing elf hats are seated below a hoist lift on an overhead track. A third is in the hoist lift above them. One of the elves says, “Get it? Because it carries us!”

 


The Disabled Elves Filed an HR Complaint After Being Asked to Assemble the Chutes and Ladders Games at the North Pole…   ID: One wheelchair user elf says to the other, “I can’t climb a ladder! Or slide down a chute! This is a microaggression!” The other replies, “Can’t we make a game called Ramps and Elevators?”
5.    The Disabled Elves Filed an HR Complaint After Being Asked to Assemble the Chutes and Ladders Games at the North Pole…

 

ID: One wheelchair user elf says to the other, “I can’t climb a ladder! Or slide down a chute! This is a microaggression!” The other replies, “Can’t we make a game called Ramps and Elevators?”

 


Santa Couldn’t Figure Out Why More Kids Weren’t Asking for Disability Inclusive Monopoly Games…   ID: Santa stands beside a “Monopoly: Disability Edition” game box. The box reads, “Features a Single Accessible Property, $1 Bills Only, and 24/7 SSA (Social Security Administration) Surveillance”

6.   Santa Couldn’t Figure Out Why More Kids Weren’t Asking for Disability Inclusive Monopoly Games…

 

ID: Santa stands beside a “Monopoly: Disability Edition” game box. The box reads, “Features a Single Accessible Property, $1 Bills Only, and 24/7 SSA (Social Security Administration) Surveillance”

 


The Seven Disabled Swans Were Not A-Swimming Because the Sole Adaptive Swim School Had a Five-Year Waitlist   ID: Seven swans with slightly askew eyes are lined up. One says, “Well, this is awkward. Should we go out to lunch instead? It would kind of screw up our lyrics.”

7.   The Seven Disabled Swans Were Not A-Swimming Because the Sole Adaptive Swim School Had a Five-Year Waitlist

 

ID: Seven swans with slightly askew eyes are lined up. One says, “Well, this is awkward. Should we go out to lunch instead? It would kind of screw up our lyrics.”

 


The Eight Maids A-Milking Got Very Busy as DXA Scan Day Approached for the Elves with CP…   ID: A stick figure wheelchair user with an elf hat says, “Can we hire eight more of them? We’re gonna need a lot of milk to save these bones.” A cow replies, “They can only demand so much milk, dude.”
8. 

   The Eight Maids A-Milking Got Very Busy as DXA Scan Day Approached for the Elves with CP…

 

ID: A stick figure wheelchair user with an elf hat says, “Can we hire eight more of them? We’re gonna need a lot of milk to save these bones.” A cow replies, “They can only demand so much milk, dude.”

 


The Misfit Toys Struggled to Dodge Unsolicited Calls from SantaCare’s Complex Care Manager…   ID: A spotted toy elephant, a square-wheeled toy train, and a winged toy lion are lined up. The lion exclaims “We told you we don’t want to talk to your f*cking social worker! We see you trying to cut costs!”

9.   The Misfit Toys Struggled to Dodge Unsolicited Calls from SantaCare’s Complex Care Manager…

 

ID: A spotted toy elephant, a square-wheeled toy train, and a winged toy lion are lined up. The lion exclaims “We told you we don’t want to talk to your f*cking social worker! We see you trying to cut costs!”

 


Every Year, the Misfit Toys Looked Forward to Summer Camp with Other Holiday Creatures Who Just “Get It…”   ID: The spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys stands beside a Countdown to Crip Camp sign marked: “175 days.” His speech bubble says, “I can’t wait to see the one-eared chocolate bunny and the ghost with a startle reflex…

10.   Every Year, the Misfit Toys Looked Forward to Summer Camp with Other Holiday Creatures Who Just “Get It…”

 

ID: The spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys stands beside a Countdown to Crip Camp sign marked: “175 days.” His speech bubble says, “I can’t wait to see the one-eared chocolate bunny and the ghost with a startle reflex…

The Disabled Snow Couple Faced a Benefit Cut for Cohabitating in the Same Snowglobe…   ID: A snowglobe contains two snow people, a man with crutches and a lady with a wheelchair. The man says, “This is bullshit. We both came from the store fused to this snowglobe!”

11.   The Disabled Snow Couple Faced a Benefit Cut for Cohabitating in the Same Snowglobe…

 

ID: A snowglobe contains two snow people, a man with crutches and a lady with a wheelchair. The man says, “This is bullshit. We both came from the store fused to this snowglobe!”

 



When the Care Bears Were Chosen to Host the North Pole Toy Christmas Party, the Disregard for Accessibility Was Noted by Their Misfit Disabled Cousins, the Chair Bears   ID: Two Care Bears in power wheelchairs and an able-bodied Care Bear stand by a “North Pole” sign. One of the power wheelies says, “What do you mean there’s just one step? Christ, you only have to accommodate us once a year!” The able-bodied one replies, “We have 4 Ken dolls who can carry you up the step!” and “Oh yeah; there’s gravel too…”

12.    When the Care Bears Were Chosen to Host the North Pole Toy Christmas Party, the Disregard for Accessibility Was Noted by Their Misfit Disabled Cousins, the Chair Bears

 

ID: Two Care Bears in power wheelchairs and an able-bodied Care Bear stand by a “North Pole” sign. One of the power wheelies says, “What do you mean there’s just one step? Christ, you only have to accommodate us once a year!” The able-bodied one replies, “We have 4 Ken dolls who can carry you up the step!” and “Oh yeah; there’s gravel too…”